Pandemic

So, last year I was introduced to a game called Pandemic 2. The goal of the game is to kill the world via infection (for those of you who have never heard of it before, you can play it here).  However, I have never beat the game, because Madagascar ALWAYS closed their ports before I could infect the island. Well, today I decided to play again for the first time in month, just for shits and giggles. So I made my infection (a parasite called Fuckitis, which is funny cause it looks almost like fuck tits), and started in New Zealand. I laid low, and made my infection as invisible as possible. I sat for about 15 minutes before pausing for my exam. Upon returning, is continued to wait for my disease to grow for at least another 20 minutes. Finally the bug jumped ship to India, and almost the rest of the world. I had almost the entire world, but still Madagascar, Australia, Peru, and Argentina evaded me.
Suddenly:

For those of you who don't see it, see below.

That's right bitches, I took Madagascar. 

Taking Madagascar basically means you are going to win, and the people of the world need to accept their fates, and stop being pussys about it. All I had left was Peru and Argentina, who were just a matter of time.

I may or may not have said "Die for me, Argentina"

Needless to say, I infected the whole world. And then I ramped up the symptoms. That's right those infected no longer just felt nausea, dizziness, and fever. No, They now had dementia, pulmonary edema, insanity, and boils. Since shit had gotten real, and most people couldn't handle it, the world quickly dies off, until only China was left.

Because, honestly, there are just THAT MANY people in China.

The population steadily dropped (because they kept killing off their daughters, so there were clearly only dudes left)

Like I said, I'm sure these were the last two dudes on earth. I like to think they had a brotherly moment.

Finally, my last two china-men, probably coughing up their lungs, and vomiting up their souls, died, aaaaand:

"Congrats, you just wasted an hour killing fake people!"

I'm not saying that i'm proud of my time wasting, but I DID kill the world with Fuckitis. How many people can say that? Yeah, I'm lame.